Heeeeellllllooooooooo. 

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friend;

Random Portal caps | 4/?

Random Portal caps | 4/?


posted 5 months ago with 1,237 notes
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robotics;
dotcore:

Weighted Companion Cube.by David Urbinati.

dotcore:

Weighted Companion Cube.
by David Urbinati.


posted 5 months ago with 1,196 notes
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friend;

wasthatnotprocedure

image

"…I’m the first to recognize you as an A.I.? Who the hell have you been ‘testing’, the mentally handicapped?" The words are a distraction, armor, to keep the way her mind is racing under wraps. Even as she talks, she is analyzing, always analyzing, looking for weaknesses and ways out. So far, she sees nothing, just smooth walls and platforms. 

For now, she’s trapped, and it’s looking like the only way out is through.

There’s a sharp bark of laughter from her lips at the ‘joke’. “Smart machine. ‘Friend’ is just another word for an ally that a fool has let get too close.” She takes a tentative step or two, testing her balance on the strange boots, getting used to the spring of them and the way they absorb the shock of her steps. Carefully, she makes her way towards the exit on the other side of the platforms, picking up speed as she becomes more comfortable with the feel.

"I don’t suppose you’d happen to know the date?"

How long has she been out? How long has she been missing from S.H.I.E.L.D.?

How long has it been since she was abandoned here? 

"// Specify PROPID_QM_MACHINE_ID.
  CLSID guidMachineId;                                              
  aQMPropId[cPropId] = PROPID_QM_MACHINE_ID;         
  aQMPropVar[cPropId].vt = VT_CLSID;                         
  aQMPropVar[cPropId].puuid = &guidMachineId;             
  cPropId++;


date -- -- - 9.17.2014

[ filing data;; storage capacity — -
14839143891583491302854 985409189430124835948938843094839212 TB 
                       Caution } humanoid records indicate —— > potential flight risk.
                       Initiate chamber 2 ]

Spinning optical interface 42 degrees. Zoom out. 

image

" … ……….

Test Subjects 43, 78, and 21 had expressed an interest in 
what was running the tests.

I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW.

But. This is science. And they had such poor results. 
At least, there was 'Take your
daughter to work day'.
So many memories.

[ dispensing “SIGH” ]

(Source: stillxalive)


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wasthatnotprocedure

wasthatnotprocedure:

"What the hell…?"

Her head hurts. Throbs, actually. The last thing she remembers is visiting Aperture on account of their dangerous incursions into robotics. Then there had been a sting in her neck, and blackness, and now…

Now she appears to be in some sort of glass cell, with a woman’s voice—synthesized, if she’s not mistaken— instructing her that she’s going to be ‘tested’. There are cameras everywhere, and she notices that her S.H.I.E.L.D uniform has been replaced by an orange jumpsuit. Even her shoes are gone, replaced by some kind of weird boot.

Maria is getting the creeping feeling that she’s a lab rat. Lovely.

"I’m assuming your some sort of artificial intelligence system." It feels strange, speaking to the empty air. "Do you have a name?"

ıllıllı adjυѕтιng ıllıllı

      [ camera 1: ]
         + zoom  
              x1 
              x2  
              x3

1001010100001111010101010 — - subject requests;; name

Bravo, "Maria Hill." Well done. You are the first of your species,
to acknowledge the title of others. And here I thought you were
all just wastes of the Earth's deposits of 78.08% nitrogen,
20.85% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide. 

Clap! Clap! 

image

Oh. Look at that. My simulated applause circuit is still functioning. 
I surely hope you're nothing like the test subject before you. 

           … …… ..although you aren’t much
                 different in the category of
                      donut consumption.
                             ιnтereѕтιng 

[ starting test chamber 1;;; initiating magnetic platforms from chamber entrance to chamber exit — - goal: toggle point A to point B. difficulty: easy

And to answer your question, I am the genetic lifeform 
and disk operating system.
But - -- my friends call me GlaD0s.
Ha. hA. Do you like my joke?
Friends are for idiots. 

(Source: stillxalive)


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wasthatnotprocedure

 w  e  l  c  o  м  e    ,

weighing test subject. please hold.
-->> processing.
-->> processing...
-->> processing.........

Ginerva Weasley

To the Aperture Science [ computer - aided ] Enrichment Center.
Please be sure to view Enrichment Center Protocol upon your arrival.

And congratulations. 

                                       You are test compatible. 

Use of your background in the art of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is allowed during testing, and is encouraged. It can also be crucial in your advancement in your progress of the test. In other words, what goes up, must come down. Please enjoy your stay. 

And at the end, there will be cake. 

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welcome; test subject twofeistyginny

 welcoмe , 

——————-» “insert subject name here.”

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Maria Hill

To the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
Please be sure to view Enrichment Center Protocol upon your arrival. 

                  And prepare to be tested. 

Bear in mind that any personal use of tactical skill sets inspired by your experiences in SHIELD are greatly encouraged and can be useful in the acceleration of the test. In other words, if speedy things go in, speedy things come out. Please enjoy your stay. 

And at the end, there will be cake. 

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posted 6 months ago with 7 notesreblog
welcome; test subject onewasthatnotprocedure
rhino-gibblets:

An Aperture Science PSA.

rhino-gibblets:

An Aperture Science PSA.


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the queue is a lielemons;
dexy-methyl-fiend:

Aperture Science: Now Hiring by LabsOfAwesome

dexy-methyl-fiend:

Aperture Science: Now Hiring by LabsOfAwesome


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the queue is a lie
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